Exclusive sneak peek of “Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them” at the HP Celebration!
- lupin: hahaha gonna show the kids a boggart this lesson
- lupin: they're like 13 how bad can their worst fears be?
- harry: *walks in*
- lupin: shit. shit shit motherfucking shit
if you’re a harry potter fan and haven’t seen mudblood428’s work, you’re missing out
Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes
“We could all do with a few laughs. I’ve got a feeling we’re going to need them more than usual before long”
I imagine his first day back at the joke shop after the series ended would have been really hard for George Weasley.
it’s too bad that the fact that harry is quite literally the jesus christ of the wizarding world really damages his ability to follow his promising career as a professional seeker. viktor krum, best seeker in the world, genuinely compliments harry on how well he flies and harry starts to have an intelligent conversation with him about their techniques… ludo bagman ANOTHER professional athlete IMMEDIATELY comments upon harry’s incredible flying ability like… auror who???? like, relax. take a few years off and just go be the best seeker alive, why not? you are literally going to become minister of magic anyway at some point and you are literally swimming in ancestral peverell gold… go. go be a seeker. have a gay experience. travel the world in a kind-spirited and incredibly laid back atmosphere. you’ve seen death harry. it’s time
Just finished reading Order of the Phoenix for the umpteenth time, and had to draw my fave.
Okay but a Harry Potter AU where Harry isn’t able to come back at the end of Deathly Hallows. He succeeded in leaving Voldemort almost mortal once again, but he’s not around to kill him anymore. So as the battle rages on, it’s up to the survivors to end Voldemort once and for all.
Neville takes out Nagini and strips away Voldy’s last protection.
Molly takes out Bellatrix and strips away Voldy’s last lieutenant.
His rage is boundlesss, but his curses can’t hold.
And into the void steps Ginny. The first Weasley daughter in over a century, the seventh child of a seventh child, the girl more familiar with the inner workings of Voldemort’s soul than anyone else alive. Protected by Harry’s sacrifice, fearless and burning with righteous fury, she takes the stage.
And at long last, Ginevra Weasley has her triumph over Tom Riddle.
Yes
Happy Birthday fishingboatproceeds! (It’s already started in Australia - so far, it has been pretty good!)